Job Alert: Seeking Diplomatic Ninja for High-Stakes French Farce

I have followed the summer of 2024 political melodrama with interest—and sometimes dismay.

I’m not talking about what’s happening in the US.

No, that one is rolling out in my native country, France!

Since the legislative elections last July, France has entered a political crisis. No party has emerged as the winner with a clear majority in the parliament.

In that context, President Emmanuel Macron, as the Head of State, had to choose a Prime Minister who could govern without fearing a no-confidence vote against their government. Such a vote, if successful, would take the government down and bring Macron back to square one.

So, the question that’s been on many people’s minds for the past couple of months is: Who will be the new Prime Minister of France?

Macron just chose and nominated Michel Barnier as Prime Minister on September 5th.

I wish him luck. No one truly knows how long his government will last before the oppositions succeed with a “motion of censure,” a parliamentary procedure that could lead to a vote of no confidence.

Time will tell.

This situation reminds me of the importance of crafting a solid job description for any role on your team. The correct description sets expectations upfront and can act as a North Star later.

So, if Michel Barnier needs a reminder of his most important duties or Emmanuel Macron has to restart the quest for another Prime Minister sooner than later, here’s a job description that can help narrow the pool of candidates!

Job Title: Prime Minister of France

Location: Matignon, Paris

Type of Contract: Fixed-term (duration subject to political climate)

Are you ready to lead France into a new era? The President of the Republic seeks an exceptional individual to serve as Prime Minister and navigate our nation’s complex political landscape.

About the Role:

As Prime Minister, you will be the head of government, working closely with the President to shape and implement policies that will drive France forward. This challenging yet rewarding position requires a unique blend of skills, experience, and personal qualities.

Key Responsibilities:

• • Lead and coordinate government activities.

• • Manage relationships with various political parties and stakeholders.

• • Navigate complex parliamentary procedures and negotiations.

• • Represent France on the national and international stage.

• • Implement the President’s vision while maintaining institutional balance.

Qualifications:

• • Exceptional diplomatic skills and ability to build consensus

• • Proven track record in crisis management

• • Deep understanding of French political institutions and parliamentary procedures

• • Strong leadership and communication skills

• • Impeccable personal and professional reputation

Required Attributes:

• • Diplomatic Finesse: Ability to navigate delicate political situations and build coalitions

• • Crisis Management Expertise: Experience in handling high-pressure situations with composure

• • Balanced Outlook: Capacity to work across political divides, avoiding extremes

• • Institutional Respect: Strong commitment to French democratic institutions

• • Digital Savvy: Understand the impact of social media and maintain a prudent online presence

• • Unwavering Dedication: Willingness to prioritize national interests over personal time

• • Parliamentary Acumen: In-depth knowledge of legislative processes and political maneuvering

What We Offer:

• • A unique opportunity to shape the future of France through a high-profile position with significant influence

• • The chance to work closely with the President and other key national figures

• • A primary residence at the historic Hôtel Matignon and a secondary residence at the castle of Souzy-la-Briche

• • A non-negotiable monthly compensation of 15,900 € and various advantages

How to Apply:

If you have what it takes to lead France through these challenging times, send us your resume and a cover letter outlining your vision for the nation. Your background and qualifications will be scrutinized intensely.

Note: This position involves high stress, long hours, and the constant threat of no-confidence votes. Only those with exceptional resilience and a genuine passion for public service should apply.

The French Republic is an equal-opportunity employer. We value diversity and do not discriminate based on race, religion, color, national origin, gender, sexual orientation, age, marital status, or disability status.